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Je me languis d'être dans vos bras.

hey i'm sarah. i'm nineteen, and i'm afraid of jinxing how happy i am by bragging. i like all time low, doctor who, sherlock, supernatural, the avengers, arrested development, american horror story, pierce the veil, sleeping with sirens, arctic monkeys, of mice and men, disney movies, art, bad movies, horror movies, movie nights, hot chocolate, and disposable cameras. i spend most of my time roleplaying, and playing civ 5. i'm helplessly poor, and yet i still can't get it through my thick skull. what can i say, i like to live life on the edge (of being evicted). you can just message me, i'm not going to bite. no intro necessary, i love to geek out.

mother fucker(s)

THEMEMADE BYLOSTMEMENTO
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I wish I knew
how to
love
someone without
killing myself.
How to mend hearts
without
breaking my own.
How to kiss
and not create
bruises.
- Michelle K., Things I Wish I Knew How To Do. (via grillfriend)

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accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.

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theadventuresofholmesandwatson:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

all I see is Hermione and Ron

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drfrankentweed:

just tweeted by: https://twitter.com/pmartists with the caption:

"Jesse John Jenkins, on set and in bed with his new best bud Matt Smith"

JJ Jenkins is a fashion/portrait photographer - so it seems there might be another photoshoot to look out for in the future.

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hornersimpson:

People with cute noses are lucky

(Source: daytimeblogger)

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dannylaceyjo:

when i was younger i really wanted to try turkish delight cause i figured it had to be pretty good if edmund betrayed his family for it

(Source: metalgender)

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

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potatodogs:

princessesfanarts:

By Shricka // On Tumblr

Wooow this is really pretty

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jung-money:

They even have Lil’ Sebastian. I love this.

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hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

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