January 2012
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Anonymous asked: What type of butt is your favorite butt?
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Anonymous asked: will you be touching any HOT boy band buTTS for new years??
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Anonymous asked: Are the hills alive with the sound of flapping butt cheeks?
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Anonymous asked: Do you like to touch butts?
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Anonymous asked: i don't get the last post about what a catch? mind explaining?
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this is an extremely annoying, pointless post.
i found this one blog earlier that i really liked. we had lots in common and she was super funny. then i read her description. “I LOVE black veil brides.” WE COULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING GIRL WHY U GOTTA GO RUIN THINGS LIKE THAT YOU ARE THE WORST SORT OF PERSON GETTING MY HOPES UP AND CRUSHING THEM LIKE YOU DO WHY MUST PEOPLE LIKE YOU CONTINUE TO EXIST WHY JUST WHY
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gabe saporta: where is your boy tonight i hope he is a gentleman, maybe he won't find out what I know, you were the last good thing
travie mccoy: we're going down, down in an earlier round and sugar, we're goin' down swinging
brendon urie: dance, dance, we're falling apart to halftime, dance, dance, and these are the lives you'd love to lead, dance, this is the way they'd love if they knew how misery loved me
doug does: this ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race, this ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
alex deleon: one night and one more time, thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great, he tastes like you, only sweeter
william beckett: growing up, growing up
patrick stump: i got troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match, what a catch, what a catch
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purges: 2011 summarized odd future kreayshawn wavves yin yang pastel text over scenery gay
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biggest failure of 2011:
charlielikesdragons: pottermore
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When you tell your crush that you like them:
expectations but this is their face in reality
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do candy canes go bad? tastes fine oh ok it just  squished okay yep definitely bad jnfsdkjfnsdk ew ew ew get it out of my mouth
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“If you act like an infidel, I’m going to treat you like an infidel.”
– Ironically, the word this client was thinking of was “imbecile.” (via clientsfromhell)
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December 2011
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Every time a picture of Alex gaskarth on my dash I giggle softly and whisper “you’re so pretty”. That’s normal, right?
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bellatrixareforkids: so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange uh huh right right ok wait what the fuck is that in the corner hOLY SHIT o hmy god??? I WANT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
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do you remember when we weren’t supposed to tell strangers anything online and now we all go to meetups and send each other shit in the mail and tell each other everything down to blood type
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morganna-mode-gone: no but I really want a soda right now. I haven’t had one in a year and a half. okay well a few weeks ago I grabbed the wrong drink and took a gulp and I was in the car and couldn’t spit it out. but I really want a soda okay but if I start drinking them i’ll be obese again. I found you cuter when you were pudgy. Unnecessary opinion, but true nonetheless.
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paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someone's talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
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um no strings attached is on netflix? fuckin WIN THANK YOU NETFLIX.
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As of tomorrow the 5th Doctor and 10th Doctor will...
detectivejane: But really, the fact that the man who inspired baby David Tennant to become an actor in the first place is now going to be his father-in-law. HOW AWESOME IS THAT? Peter Davidson said that Tennant was actually so speechless  for a moment when they met to film “Time Crash” that he thought he was being rude. It’s so perfect and lovely and I just can’t.
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